Over the years, there have been thousands of Auburn jokes come out. There must a new Auburn joke come out every day because they make such good subjects. Here are just a few.


*Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"

*You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'

*Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

*You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

*Your Junior/Senior Prom date had a Daycare service.

*You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."

*You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

*You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

*The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

*You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. *One of your kids was born on a pool table.

*Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

*You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. *You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

*Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.

*You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

*You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

*Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."

*Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

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